“Screeee!”* the Senator (aka “Big Liz”) was reported to have emitted on being confronted by a host of scurrying little creatures. The diminutive critters were heard to squeak “We want to live,” and “Climate threatens our survival.”
“Kree Gawk!”** Big Liz exclaimed. After milling around a bit and posing for a photo op with Liz, the little mammals scurried away.
Now, what can we make of this encounter? Neither Diannesaurus nor the McConnelldon nor Pelosidactyl nor Schumersaurus noticed the darkening sky. Maybe–just maybe–it’s a 99% meteorite that could alter the terrain. Little mammals still grow up, and they aren’t without allies. Stay tuned.
*Our Turokslator informs us that a fair approximation of Biz Liz’s meaning was “Where are your tails, and how did you get into this time period, anyway?”
**Turoklation: “What you going on about? Dinosaurs rule, and that’s not changing. ‘Sides, I have to get back to the Lobbysaurs and count my winnings.”